The poodle bites (come on, Frenchie)
The poodle chews it (not a speck of cereal for my dog)
The poodle bites
The poodle chews it (little paws sticking up)

Experiments in the Revival of Organisms is a legendary fake documentary in which not only organs are revived, but even a dog’s head. The poodle bites, the poodle chews it. Bring the slippers!